Friday, May 16, 2008

Classic Deadlock

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss andI will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is goingabroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is givingprivate tution: I have work for a week, so you neednot come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for aweek I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Letsspend the week together.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: This week I amspending my time with my grandson. We cannot attendthat meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my bosshas some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spendthis week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is givingprivate tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, myteacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry Ican't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry thisweek we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .

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